Ahmedabad, 13 May 2012

Former Gujarat Chief Minister Keshubhai Patel’s yesterday’s remark that ‘Gujarat is living in fear’ has been superhit so far as online media is concerned. On Sunday morning, on various online forums including Twitter, oneliner on Keshubhai’s statement were more popular than CID jokes and Rajnikant jokes. Following are the tweets that Keshubhai’s statement attracted on Twitter. In fact Keshubhai was trending on Twitter ahead of Namo today morning, which was a great surprise to many.

gkundra: There is so much fear in Gujarat that rapists prefer Delhi

semubhatt: There is so much fear in Gujarat that even Maoists are scared to enter the state.

DeshGujarat: Akshay Kumar decided to shoot next Fear Factor series in Gujarat, but gets only one participant, Keshubhai

rameshnswamy: Because of so much fear in Gujarat that RIL has decided to airlift its factories to Rajasthan

mediacrooks: There is so much fear in Gujarat … We will now park our cars in Rajastha and walk back home

semubhatt: Nano shrunk its size because of fear in Gujarat

sjbdr: There is so much fear in Gujarat that Gujaratis have started saying fear maa chhiye instead of majaamaa chhiye

ox1f1: So much fear in Gujarat, I work from home

ox1f1f: So much fear in Gujarat, we go to malls at 11 pm. I run on roads at 5.30 am, my son plays in garden at 8.00 pm.

sohanjain: Because of fear in Gujarat, people use to live in USA, UK and Australia

abhipar7: All major industrial giants shifted to Gujarat out of fear

ranganathabhatt:That’s why Gujarat roads have less traffic jams! Beacuse of fear, people don’t come out!!

metaldDew: Keshubhai for President

Bhudev52: There is so much fear in Gujarat that not a single riot happened after 2003

AvinashCKM: There is so much fear in Gujarat that PM Manmohan Singh doesn’t even face Gujarat while sleeping

ikarthikmb: Thanks to twitter now I know this Keshubhai is still alive!!!

sinvin43: Let this fellow Keshubhai migrate to Pakistan agar ise Gujrat me dar lagta hai to!

maddyraj:because of so much fear in Gujarat, Munaf Patel is playing for MI in IPL

abnanandpurohit: So much fear in Gujarat, I wonder how’s the tourism on a rise?

Donkeyji: Why fear when Modi is there Keshubhai

iDilipsoni: Mountain Dew appoints Keshubhai as brand ambassador “Darr ke aagey jeet hai:\

Nanditathhakur: Keshubhai, me and my sister travel many times all by ourself at 12 am from Ahmedabad/Vadodara …. What fear are you talking about

rknshah: Because of so much fear in Gujarat, nobody takes Keshubhai seriously.

mediacrooks: Farmers: There is so much fear in Gujarat…. we are afraid to even commit suicides.

Rightwing_rants: Average life expectancy in India is 64 years! At 81, Keshubhai is 17 years overdue! Guess so much fear in Gujarat … even Yamraj scared to do his job!

There is so much fear in Gujarat that criminals have shifted to either Dubai, Malaysia or Delhi

mediacrooks: Lord Krishna: There is so much fear i Gujarat … I am shifting my HQ from Dwarka to Noida

KiranKS: There is so much fear in Gujarat, even China decided to release Indian from jail in 3 minutes after meeting Modi.

vismayshah: There is so much fear in Gujarat that Manmohan Singh decided to enter Rajya Sbhaa from Assam.

chahatchawla: There is so much fear in Gujarat that even Rajnikant thinks twice before planning a trip to Gujarat.

shethha: Gujarat ke Digvijay Keshubhai

DeshGujarat: So much fear in Gujarat, that the centre has decided to shift NSG base to Gujarat.

straighthindu: there is so much fear in Gujarat that people of all states trying to search work in Gujarat

vismayshah: There is so much fear in Gujarat that terrorists are not getting free hand and moved to secular states like Delhi, Maharashtra.

skt_1: There is so much fear in Gujarat that canals are being covered with solar panels.

Theunrealtimes: There’s so much fear in Gujarat that Huggies is now a billion dollar industry here

Theunrealtimes: Jab desh mein koi bachchan raat ko rota hai, uski maa bolti hai “Beta, so jaa, nahi to Gujarat bhej doongi”

Eyekadoctor: The voters of Gujarat voted for Narendra Modi in fear ….. Again and again

patelchaitanya: Gujarat is the most developed state of India because fear is here in Gujarat

mediacroocks: So much fear in Gujarat …. people have switched off their fridges ….. water freezes to ice just out of fear

pbengani: Keshubapa no doubt you worked hard for the party and state. Now please be retired with grace. Why make fun of self?

njoshi: Keshubhai has overtaken CID jokes. Chalo kuch to kaam kiyaa…

TejasBaldev: What if people forget you as Ex CM? Make a derogatory remark about your state and get noticed Keshubhai.

rameshnswamy: Beacuse of so much fear in Gujarat “veer savarkar garden” in Surat has been renamed “Fear Savarkar Garden”

dipendshah: There was so much fear in Gujarat …. That electricity never goes fown in villages of Gujarat

vanani_mohan: If you believe Keshubhai still relevant in Gujarat politics, then aap sabse bade Keshubhai hai.

Ethirajans: Keshubhai is a dead snake, will do no harm

ashutoshkullar1: Faking news: Al Qaeda decides to send its cadets to Gujarat to learn how to create fear

harshaperla: There is so much fear in Gujarat that Keshubhai talks only before elections

capscorp: Girls dance garba till morning…. there is that much fear in Gujarat

COMONGE: there is so much fear in Gujarat now fafdas are turning into jalebis

mediacrooks: Ooops ! There is so much fear in Gujarat …… Bananas are shriinking into ‘sour’ grapes.

skt_1: There is surplus power in Gujarat because power stations are producing more power out of fear.

vanani_mohan: Even monsoon performed good because there is fear in Gujarat

chayank@ there is so much fear during day time that Amdavadis go to Manekchowk after 11 pm to eat snacks and eat till late night

mediacrooks: sardsairajdeep would say so much fear in Gujarat …. we are doing the election opinion polls fr Gujarat in our studios itself

mediacrooks: Poonampandey: There is so much fear in Gujarat … I am going to wear a 10-piece suit when I visit Gujarat

mediacrooks: cows: There is so much fear in Gujarat …. we are all migrating to AP to be slaughtered instead of living in fear

mediacrooks: Ramgopalverma: There is so much fear in Gujarat …. I am going to shoot my next film Horror department in Gujarat.

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