Gujarat poll bytes(5):Something on lighter side
Gujarat poll bytes(5):Something on lighter side
By Japan K Pathak
Ahmedabad, DeshGujarat, 22nd of March, 2009
On a lighter side of the Lok Sabha elections 2009, here I’m writing something that first clicked in my mind after reading a particular headline.
Headline
Harin Pathak renominated by the BJP on Ahmedabad-East Lok Sabha seat
The first thing that clicked in my mind!
Heartily congratulation to Harinbhai for this marvelous achievement. It is indeed an achievement because Harinbhai is not SC, not ST, not Koli, not Thakor, not Kadva Patel, not Leuva Patel, not Kshatriya, not Chaudhari and despite of all this, he has got the BJP ticket in Gujarat. Isn’t it an achievement? Believe me, it’s a big one.
Headline
Mallika Sarabhai will be contesting from Gandhinagar Lok Sabha seat
The first thing that clicked in my mind!
She is rich enough to afford loosing Rs. 10,000 deposit.
Getting amazing amount of publicity for two months in print and television for free is not a bad deal anyway.
Headline
Congress MLA Bhavsinh Rathod is BJP candidate for Patan Lok Sabha seat
The first thing that clicked in my mind!
Bhavsinh, the smartest Congress man.
Headline
Bhavsinh gave money for vote:Congress complains Election Commission with a Video CD
The first thing that clicked in my mind!
Common! Bhavsinh had given money to a Dholi in Dhinoj village. Next time Bhavsinh will have to be extra cautious while giving money to his Maali(gardener), driver, wife or even son(pocket money). Congress men can be there any time at any place to capture it in the video to produce one more complaint before an election commission.
Headline
BJP’s Rajkot candidate got a ticket just two days after he joined forget the party but even politics
The first thing that clicked in my mind!
This is like a student getting admission in a college(with a scholarship), without going to school for even a single day. And remember on 16th of May(election result day) this student(Kiran patel from Rajkot) will come out of the college with a degree. This is called Narendra Modi university!
Headline
Bollywood actress Amisha Patel to contest from Rajkot on NCP ticket
The first thing that clicked in my mind!
Tell her about the usual temperature in Rajkot in April and she will drop her idea.
Headline
Dr.Kirit Solanki is BJP’s candidate for Ahmedabad-West seat(where I live)
The first thing that clicked in my mind!
Who is he?
The quest continues…
Even veteran local BJP office bearers have no answer. On the contrary, they ask me, a journalist, ‘who is he?’
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Dear Jaman
Finally you come out freely and start to speak like media person.
Till now you are look like Modi marketing officer.
This does not mean I do not support Modi In fact I will like to look forward Advani as PM and Modi has Home minister.
Before this you never present other side of coin which you did today.
After all we people depends on you I wish god will give you strength and courage to represent common Gujarati thought.
Good Job..Keep it
Like India, America also has also double that of ours(50 states both big and small, rich and poor)but they donât fight among themselves like we do for river water and many other such issues. There is no regionalism in U.S.A like we have in INDIA. India faces many serious THREATS out of which REGIONALISM is one of the MOST SERIOUS THREAT, in our country REGIONAL PARTIES are MUSHROOMING NOT DUE TO PUBLIC INTEREST BUT DUE TO UNREALISTIC AMBITIONS OF THE NARROW MINDED POLITICIANS and also due to EXCESS PAMPERING OF REGIONAL PARTIES BY THE NATIONAL PARTIES. Regional parties also PROMISE LOT OF UNACHIEVEABLE PROMISES AND HOLLOW CLAIMS TO THE PEOPLE AT THE TIME OF ELECTIONS, the regional parties are INCREASINGLY BEHAVING LIKE PIRANHAS (FLESH EATING FISH), all this is happening also due to THE COMMUNISTS IN OUR COUNTRY they rule in two or three states but THEIR PERMANENT AIM IS TO DESTABLISE INDIA BY POLITICAL INSTABILITY, they are in fact THE MODERN SHAKUNI OF INDIA they are always up to some kind of POLITICAL GAMES and they NEVER LIKE THE RAPID ECONOMIC GROWTH OR ANY POSITIVE CHANGE OR IMPROVEMENT IN THE COUNTRY. Even in our neighborhood like Pakistan, Bangladesh, srilanka even though their democracy is weaker than ours all of them have only two major parties along with a few smaller parties but nothing like India, our country is PSEUDO-SECULAIRST,PSEUDO-DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY IN REALITY, democracy in our country is mainly for the GOONS AND CRIMINALS, even the SO CALLED HUMAN RIGHTS IS ALSO MEANT ONLY FOR THE VIOLATORS
OF THE HUMAN RIGHTS AND NOT FOR THE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS, during the british rule the britishers took away lot of wealth from India, EVEN TODAY THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS AND BEAUREAUCRATS ARE LOOTING THE COUNTRY LEFT,RIGHT AND CENTRE AND DEPOSITING THE LOOT MOSTLY ABROAD,SOME OF THE LOOT IS INVESTED IN THE FORM OF LAND and thatâs why THE PAN CARD which is COMPULSORY FOR INVESTING EVEN Rs.1000/- IN A MUTUAL FUND, IS NOT COMPULSORY FOR BUYING OR SELLING LAND (PAN CARD) THIS IS DELIBERATE LOOPHOLE LEFT OUT BY THE POLITICIANS TO ESCAPE FROM BEING PROBED OR GETTING CAUGHT(LAW IS THEORITICALLY EQUAL FOR ALL BUT PRACITCALLY ITâS NOT SO.) DAY BY DAY OUR DEMOCRACY IS MOVING IN THE DIRECTION OF AFRICAN COUNTRIES(ANARCHY AND LAWLESSNESS.).Our educated society is MORE INTERESTED IN PINK CHADDI LIBERTIES all
This kind of (DRUG) CULTURE is STRENGTHENING THE HANDS OF TERRORISTS AND ANTI-NATIONAL ELEMENTS because THESE PEOPLE ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR FUNDING THESE ELEMENTS AND ORGANISATIONS WITH THEIR FILTHY HABITS.(CULTURE IS NOT ABOUT LOUD MUSIC, TIGHT JEANS AND TAKING DRUGS AND NARCOTICS, CULTURE IS BEHAVING AND LIVING WITH FELLOW HUMANS PROPERLY AND HUMANELY IN A MULTI-POLAR SOCIETY.) when terrorists attack these people LIGHT FEW CANDLES AND PROTEST(INSTEAD OF
PERMANENTLY LEAVING THOSE HABITS WHICH STRENGHTENS THE FINANCIAL ARM OF THE TERRORISTS AND TERRORISM ) IF CRIMINALS LIKE DAWOOD IBRAHIM IS TO BE DEFEATED PEOPLE IN INDIA AND THE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD SHUN THOSE PRODUCTS WHICH THESE
PEOPLE SELL(ALONG WITH GOOD GOVERNANCE WHEREBY POLITICIANS ARE MORE LOYAL TO THEIR VOTERS THAN TO THESE HISTORY SHEETERS.)